Ancient Civilizations Lover Prints

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Definitely a pyramid scheme

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Centaur Forward

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Mummy Tourist

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Romulus (left) and Remus

Mass Confucian

Hieroglyph stamps.

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

Cleopatra

Gone to Lunch.

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Socrates

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

Extinct dinosaur...

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'He was an evil king.'

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

Pyramid Graffiti