Ancient Cultures Lover Prints

"You may switch to the less expensive wine now."

'Wow! Things are worse than I thought!'

St Paul at Ephesus.

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

How Romans give each other a high five...

Mummy Tourist

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Mummy Musician

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."