Ancient Art Aficionado Mugs

"We have to move out – I just sold a painting."

Cave Painter

Art Critics.

"Try again."

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"You look skinner in your selfie."

Art Gallery

Cave paintings

No dogs in the museum allowed

"Stop writing on the walls! You know they're going to blame me for it."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Wait! Wait! Even better, put the head of a bird on him."

'I can totally draw better than this.'

The First Cartoon Editor

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Discobolus

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Mammoth Posing

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

A caveman paints from life

Bacchus.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Goddess

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'What's on the other side?...'