Ancient Art Aficionados Mugs

Early art critic

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

First Cartoon

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Goddess

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'What's on the other side?...'

Pompeii restoration project.

Mammoth Posing

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

"Frieze!"

Musical Vases

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I love it!"

Fall in the Greek Temple

Cave Painter

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?