Ancient Art Enthusiast Mugs

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Believe it or not, this was just an empty cave until we turned it into this art gallery.'

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

Explorers find cave painting of tanks vs deer.

"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."

'How's your novel coming along?'

'I will not throw spears in class.'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

A caveman looks at a picture of Venus of Willindorf

Early social media platforms were used much the same as they are today.

"Hmmm... I prefer his earlier work..."

Ancient cave paintings...

'Where do you get your ideas?'

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

'Your Prespective all crap.'

"I sold one today!!"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Fall in the Greek Temple

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Goddess

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'What's on the other side?...'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."