Ancient Monument Enthusiast Mugs

"I love what you've done with your henge."

Stonehedge

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

"The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones."

Early Stonehenge

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Here's the parking lot."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

How they did it . . .

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"I think I'm lost."