Prehistoric Monument Admirer Mugs

Spudhenge

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The First Kite

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Redecorating Easter Island.