Prehistoric Monument Admirer Prints

Spudhenge

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

I'm With Stooped

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'