African Heritage Admirer Pillows

A plantation dance.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Thug life on safari.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Nelson Mandela.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Pumping up wig in blender.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

Early career fair

"I really don't care who you were with before. This is pre-history."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

Greece