African Heritage Admirer Mugs

A plantation dance.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Thug life on safari.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Signing the declaration of independence.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Nelson Mandela.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

Early career fair

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

"I really don't care who you were with before. This is pre-history."

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'