African Art Admirer Mugs

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Thug life on safari.

Phoenix

Shell Fire

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."