American Heritage Admirers Pillows

Nancy Reagan Dies

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I made you a mixtape."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Black Forest Collectibles.

John F. Kennedy

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

American high street

A seamstress with balloons

Greece

European Loan to Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'So what do you do?'