English Heritage Admirer Pillows

Litter Tray Stonehenge

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Hadrian's Wall

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Thomas Hardy

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Andrew Bonar Law

"Shirs...I propose a toasht...to er...majestry the queen o'finglan! An' a'lasht freedum frum all tha' heuropeen b'rocrashee. Waiter! Brin' usshum more Chatoooo De L'feet!"

London Town Crier

Duke of Wellington

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."