British Heritage Enthusiast Pillows

Winston Churchill

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Sir Winston Churchill

King George I

Hadrian's Wall

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Michael Caine

William Pitt the Elder

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

William Bentinck

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Dua Lipa caricature

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"It's the racket season again!"

David Lloyd George

William Lamb

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Charles I

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work