British History Enthusiasts Pillows

Frederick North

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Sir Winston Churchill

King George I

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Are we there yet?'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Quick, follow that star

William Pitt the Elder

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

William Bentinck

Dua Lipa caricature

Horatio Nelson

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

King Richard I

Queen Anne

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

William Lamb

"It's the racket season again!"

David Lloyd George

Charles I

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work