British History Enthusiasts Gifts

Frederick North

"I seriously doubt that's going to count."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Sir Winston Churchill

King George I

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Are we there yet?'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

In my day, they didn

Michael Caine

William Pitt the Elder

Quick, follow that star

Censorship | Not Censorship

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

William Bentinck

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Dua Lipa caricature

Horatio Nelson

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

King Richard I

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

"It's the racket season again!"

David Lloyd George

William Lamb

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Queen Anne