English Heritage Admirer Mugs

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Hadrian's Wall

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Thomas Hardy

A watch face with Stonehenge

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Andrew Bonar Law

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Shirs...I propose a toasht...to er...majestry the queen o'finglan! An' a'lasht freedum frum all tha' heuropeen b'rocrashee. Waiter! Brin' usshum more Chatoooo De L'feet!"

Duke of Wellington

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."