English Culture Appreciator Mugs

'No you deaf fool, I said 'get her ladyship's coat'.'

Twitter that!

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

Seamus Heaney

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

Meanwhile...in Albania

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Andrew Bonar Law

"Shirs...I propose a toasht...to er...majestry the queen o'finglan! An' a'lasht freedum frum all tha' heuropeen b'rocrashee. Waiter! Brin' usshum more Chatoooo De L'feet!"

London Town Crier

'...First he wants some independence, then he wants to separate...and then he says NO I want to stay together!'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

Emphasis on broadcasters not knowing regions "..correspondent in the welsh capital, Glasgow.."

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

"Good ephening."

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Parts of a Bagpipe

Beer street and Gin lane - Beer street.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

In accordance with the new act, all dangerous dog owners must wear muzzles in public places.

"Your Majesty, all the best for the next 70 years!"

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

The Royal family establish a new home for Harry and Meghan