American Heritage Admirers Gifts

Nancy Reagan Dies

"I made you a mixtape."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Signing the declaration of independence.

Donald Glover

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

John F. Kennedy

A seamstress with balloons

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

American high street

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Black Forest Collectibles.

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

European Loan to Greece