American Heritage Appreciator Gifts

Signing the declaration of independence.

"I made you a mixtape."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

The Wellington Statue.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

John F. Kennedy

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

European Loan to Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'So what do you do?'

Greece