Online Legacy Gifts

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

"Three generations of football"

Death Online

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'