Online Legacy Mugs

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'