Internet Safety Champion Pillows

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

USA 2030

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

The Government is now following you...

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

Facebookdead

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"Look what I just downloaded... The Swiss Army Knife app."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Net Granny

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

Uh, oh .... My report card went viral.

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

Lollipop lady

"I'm here to protect your data!"

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.