Internet Privacy Crusader Pillows

Add a touch of humor and advocacy to their living space with our privacy crusader pillows. Plush, witty, and perfect for reminding them of their vital mission.

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The Anti-Agent

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"Too crowded. Let's go."

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"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts." mockup

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

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"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!" mockup

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

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Next gen pregnancy tests.

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"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned." mockup

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

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"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone." mockup

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you." mockup

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

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Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World. mockup

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

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"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D." mockup

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

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"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!" mockup

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

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'Hey, what happened to my cookies?' mockup

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata." mockup

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

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"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'" mockup

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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Police Statetion

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'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...' mockup

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...' mockup

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

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"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy." mockup

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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Presidential surveillance ass!"

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"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

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CCTV in church.

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Privacy

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We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area. mockup

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

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"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you." mockup

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

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Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA. mockup

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

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When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them. mockup

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

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Internet Privacy Crusader Pillows Collection

Internet Privacy Crusader Mugs

Explore our range of funny and thoughtful mugs designed for internet privacy crusaders. Perfect for fans of digital security to enjoy their coffee or tea.

Internet Privacy Crusader Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate digital freedom and privacy. Ideal for inspiring advocates and making a bold statement in any room.

Internet Privacy Crusader T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to internet privacy advocates. Witty, stylish, and perfect for those passionate about digital rights and online security.