Informatics Specialist Gifts

Information Virus.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

The Computer Bore

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Robotic Man

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'