Information Scientist Prints

'Megabyte Information Processing Center'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Welcome to the future"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

The Computer Bore

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

'Here's MY information highway!'

'You know too much,'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Artifishial Intelligence

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'