Information Security Analyst Prints

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but our cybersecurity team told us to be on the lookout for deepfakes."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"No need to hide, all information is confidential."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"There's been a leak."

"Yes, you can be tracked through your iPhone. But covering your tracks won't stop it."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'More government surveillance!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"That's hardly necessary!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

A Little Extra

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'