Viva Las Laptop Gifts

'Not that net!'

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Pie chart"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Zoom Wedding

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Internet Restaurant

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.