Viva Las Laptop Gifts

The King and his PC.

'Not that net!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Zoom Wedding

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Pie chart"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Internet Restaurant

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.