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'Not that net!'

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

City Boy.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Textin’"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Zoom Wedding

"Pie chart"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'