Laptop Lovers T-Shirts

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Zoom Wedding

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Not that net!'

Haircuts

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

City Boy.

The Selfie

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."