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'You're back in the office now, Don. You can take the laptop off your lap.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"