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'You're back in the office now, Don. You can take the laptop off your lap.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

City Boy.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Internet.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Technological Dependence.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'