Laptop Lover T-Shirts

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

Thank God It's Friday.

"I'm binge working tonight."

Online poker night, all players have laptops.

Escape key

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Jeffrey didn't like coming to the playground until he found this Wi-Fi hotspot near the seesaw.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'OK, so it's got built in wireless, 2.4GHz processor, 500GB hard drive, and a 22 inch screen, but can it download porn?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

Data Stick Dreads

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Remote control

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Man's laptop leaking water

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

'I'll bet you pressed 'enter', didn't you?'

'No, no. Take this brand. Their user manuals are available online.'

'Oh my gosh! Someone leaked a secret hex tape of me on the internet!'

City Boy.

"...a man's laptop equipment is vastly over rated."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"I mean, it's not idea, but it's fine intil someone slays the dragon."

"I'm writing my eighth memoir."

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Not that net!'