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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smartphone Sonogram

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"