Tablet User Gifts

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"Mind the cliff..."

'Bring out yer books!'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Teamwork

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

i-teddy

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Books on tablets.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Jeff loved being able to work from anywhere on his Windows device.

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"They have so much in common."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Aww the NFL looks so adorable.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Your hands are cold...

'This baby has lots of memory.'

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'