Tablet User Gifts

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"Mind the cliff..."

The Life of Wii

'Bring out yer books!'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Teamwork

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

i-teddy

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

The iPad Players

Books on tablets.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Jeff loved being able to work from anywhere on his Windows device.

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"They have so much in common."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Aww the NFL looks so adorable.'

"I know why it's not working properly. You bought the iPad Amateur instead of the iPad Pro."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Your hands are cold...