Tablet Devotee Gifts

Do not abuse the Lawn

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Textin’"

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Fur Baby

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Family Home.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Man-mobile

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'