Tablet Enthusiasts Gifts

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Bring out yer books!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Technological Dependence.

i-teddy

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Foxhole - digging robot

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Communication

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...