Tablet Aficionado Gifts

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Aww the NFL looks so adorable.'

"This little tablet holds everything my briefcase held...except the crackers."

"Gracie, when you look back on your childhood, you'll see things differently."

"He never closes the door when he leaves, which is strange because he hates when I leave a tab open."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Bring out yer books!'

Digital Fomo!

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

United Church of OMG

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Keep on Truckin.