Tablet Lover Gifts

Books on tablets.

"He was already quite lazy, but now that he has a tablet, I can't get him to do anything..."

The iPad Players

Will Work For New IPad

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

City Boy.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

i-teddy

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'