Tablet Fanatic Gifts

"Sorry, but THIS is the only GOD I worship. . !"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Bring out yer books!'

Useless add-ons.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

The iPad Players

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

Books on tablets.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Jeff loved being able to work from anywhere on his Windows device.

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

'Aww the NFL looks so adorable.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

The Life of Wii

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Fun and games with wires.

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"Which one is better now? Left or right?"

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"