Laptop User Prints

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Not that net!'

City Boy.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Is this the new input device?'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I have an app for that."

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Zoom Wedding

"Brat"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...