Lovers Of Modern Technology Gifts

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The First Fire Stick

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Europa takes a selfie

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Spell-Check Bee

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"Romance"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”