Lovers Of Modern Technology Pillows

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

The First Fire Stick

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Europa takes a selfie

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Romance"

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Spell-Check Bee

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

The Painting Channel

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"I'm on the haywain."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'