Modern Tech Aficionados Pillows

'I'm afraid your GPS device is working just fine.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The First Fire Stick

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'