Funk Enthusiast T-Shirts

Metronome - 'Stop trying to funk it up.'

"He's our funksoul brother."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Jazz is Invented

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

Rap music

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Serenading

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."