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"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

Seventies Hair.

Praying mantis rock band sings about dysfunctional family.

'I don't belong to the National Club Association, but I did join a rock group.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Six jazz instruments.

Tina Turner

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"Elfis"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Johnny Winter.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.