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'And on backup...'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'Yawn ... It was easier to stay awake when I worked rock concerts.'

Record Company Executive to rock star, "Your drug taking has caused a public outcry! I think with a new album out, we should look at you, thumping a fan, terrorising a 747, you know the sort of thing."

Mick Jagger at 95.

'I'm with the band.'

Rock star punching man, "Sorry pal, I mistook you for a fan!"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Trump on guitar

"Wow - an early Rolling Stones gig ticket...!"

"Never too old to rock and roll."

One For the Money. . .

"Do you think we'll be able to recreate that in concert?"

"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."

"Ah, here's some good news, Mr. Gormley. It seems you've been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."

"Apparently, he's old rock-and-roll money."

"Over here is where all the Bon Jovi fans are."

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.