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'And on backup...'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

'Yawn ... It was easier to stay awake when I worked rock concerts.'

Robert Plant.

Record Company Executive to rock star, "Your drug taking has caused a public outcry! I think with a new album out, we should look at you, thumping a fan, terrorising a 747, you know the sort of thing."

'Yes, he's very cute, but if you give him a treat we'll have every hound dog in the neighborhood at our doorstep.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

Mick Jaggers' cloud.

Joe Perry.

'I'm with the band.'

'Could we get the Stones to play 'Satisfaction' when we pull out of Iraq?'

Shane MacGowan.

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

Rock star punching man, "Sorry pal, I mistook you for a fan!"

Rod Stewart

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Elvis Presley

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Elton John

Roy Orbison

Trump on guitar

"Wow - an early Rolling Stones gig ticket...!"

"Don't feel bad. Even Elvis had his older fatter years."

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Elvis Presley

One For the Money. . .

"Do you think we'll be able to recreate that in concert?"

"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."