Rock And Roll Aficionado T-Shirts

ZZ Top.

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

"I think they're a cover band."

Mick and Keef in mansion: 'you know, Mick, our iconoclastic, anti-establishment image has been very kind to us over the years,'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Elvis

"When you're the 'King of Rock and Roll' they make exceptions. But if it was me I would have brought a toothbrush."

Drumming Darth

Falling Rock

'After years of therapy I finally know who I am, Thank you very much,'

"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"

Joe Cocker has left the building

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

"Thank you for your service."

Ian Dury

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Unlike Elvis, Sid didn't have a gun to blow away the TV,

'Of course I'm having my five a day - Sex, drugs, rock and roll and the match'

Meet The Cattle!

"It's the new Stones album."

"Elfis"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

'Man, times have changed.'