Rocking Horse Enthusiast Gifts

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Tilly Slowboy

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

You can't get what up

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'What's founder?'

Listening to Coldplay.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Johnny Winter.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Ozzy Osbourne

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."