Rock Star Aficionado Pillows

'...Then at 2:30, Senator, you're meeting with a group of women who want legislation requiring the girls in music videos to be the same age as the rock stars.'

Liam Gallagher

Steven Tyler

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Elfis"

Mark Knopfler.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Steve Howe.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Johnny Winter.

Listening to Coldplay.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Robbie Williams

Nick Cave

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.