Youth Culture Buff T-Shirts

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I said, 'Dude, your hat's on backwards.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Elvis Presley

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Picasso: The Early Years

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The High Line at Giza

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Kultural K9's.

Modern Kids.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Barry Norman

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

A meeting on the pier

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Maypole

Easter Island moai as cocktails.